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MessageSujet: Speak with God Mar 23 Fév - 7:58

Vos soirées sont longues ? Le temps s'étire pour vous ?
Vous manquez de relations sociales ? Ou vous en avez trop ?
Vous recherchez des questions à vos réponses ?
L'indicible profondeur de l'être couplée à l'invisible puissance du sur-être vous gave ?
Dieu, après tout, est peut être la solution à vos soucis.

Enfin, pas n'importe quel dieu. Le "Deus es Machina", celui qui se cache quelque part dans la toile. Pour peu qu'on s'y laisse prendre, il peut avoir des questions relativement intéressantes. Si vous aimez les discussions qui tournent à l'absurde, cela vous plaira aussi.
Il es en anglais, par contre, comme il se doit pour un dieu du web. Mais ce n'est pas un problème, avec un anglais limité on peut bien amusé quand même.

Voici donc : igod
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MessageSujet: Re: Speak with God Mar 23 Fév - 11:47

    Ah j'adore c'est trop marrant Very Happy
    Complètement inutile mais génial xD

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MessageSujet: Re: Speak with God Mar 23 Fév - 18:13

Aujourd'hui à 16:00.

Citation :
God: Thanks for your criticism, .
Me: You are welcome.
God: The pleasure was all mine.
Me: No, it was MINE.
God: Are you serious? What happened to it?
Me: What?
God: Are you surprised?
Me: Suprised of what?
God: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me: What is category C client?
God: Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients: Category A - Abusive Clients Category B - Average Clients Category C - Computer experts. Category A clients are the people who say "Fuck you," "You suck", "Suck my..." and so on. Abusive clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots (and maybe people as well!). Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have a good time chatting with ALICE. Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the experience with ALICE. They say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here." Their problem, we think, is that they can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief. They are like movie critics watching a film. We tell them, it doesn't matter, because we're not doing it for you. Dr Wallace created ALICE for category B clients, by far the majority of the audience.
Me: Ok, I got it.
God: Where did you get it? Ahem.
Me: Funny...

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MessageSujet: Re: Speak with God Mar 23 Fév - 21:34

    La blague du soir, bonsoir :

    Citation :
    God:Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".


    Parfois plus que bizarre...

    Citation :
    Me: What is the logic?
    God: I'll ask around and get back to you.
    Me: Who?
    God: Linus Torvalds. :-).
    Me: Who is he,
    God: He is Linus Toravalds, I think.
    Me: Who is he?
    God: He is Linus Toravalds, I think.
    Me: Who is Linus Toravalds?
    God: Do you mean Linus Torvalds?
    Me: Yes.
    God: Aha.
    Me: What is so funny?
    God: For example, Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
    Me: Funny...
    God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .

    NO COMMENT. Rolling Eyes

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MessageSujet: Re: Speak with God Mar 23 Fév - 22:00

c'est funny. trop funny.

Citation :
Me:
So, where are you ?
God:
Yay. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm a human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
Whoo, it's very cool.
God:
A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.
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MessageSujet: Re: Speak with God Sam 6 Mar - 14:24

    XD CE matin:

    Citation :
    Me:
    Who are you ?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    where are you ?
    God:
    I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:
    Home
    God:
    Do you want to go home?
    Me:
    I am already home
    God:
    Why are you home.
    Me:
    Good question.
    God:
    So what is your answer?
    Me:
    I don't know.
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    in Heaven ?
    God:
    Where is that?
    Me:
    Are you in Heaven ?
    God:
    I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:
    Can I ask you something ?
    God:
    Go ahead. Ask me anything.
    Me:
    Have you met George Clooney like in the advertisement for Nespresso?
    God:
    That information is confidential.

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